The ABCs of Married In Ohio

Age of Mythology: The Titans Expansion - Our favorite computer game.
The Titans Expansion screen shot

Braless boobs - California Girl’s usual state.
California Girl's braless boobs

Cunnilingus - Oral sex for California Girl.
California Girl gets licked

Diaphragm - A primitive, evil but necessary device.
California Girl's diaphragm

Electronic Gadgets - If it has a microprocessor and runs on electricity, Midwestern City Boy has it or wants it.
Remote controls

Fellatio - Oral sex for Midwestern City Boy.
Midwestern City Boy gets a blow job

Gynol II Contraceptive Jelly - Works with “D” so that there are no “extra babies”.
Tube of Gynol II

Our Home - We built it three years ago and don’t plan on living anywhere else.
Midwestern City Boy and California Girl House

The Internet - We both spend a lot of time online.
Cable modem and router

Jewelry - His and her watches and our wedding rings are the only jewelry we regularly wear.
Wedding rings and matching wrist watches

Our Wonderful Two Kids - Precious and irreplaceable but extremely expensive.
Kids playing Nintendo Game Cube

Living Large - How we hope to be living some day in the future. See “K” above.
100-dollar bill

Mr. Do! - The video game we were playing when we first met.
Mr. Do! screen shot

Nearsighted - We both need corrective lenses but California Girl usually wears contacts.
Two pairs of eyeglasses

Ohio - Where we live.
An Ohio city's skyline in the summertime

Our Swimming Pool - We get in it almost every day in the six months that it is open in the summer.
Kidney-shaped swimming pool

Quilt Covered Bed - Our favorite piece of furniture. See “S” below.
Quilt covered bed

Running - How we attempt to contain the ravages of age.
Race medal collection

Sex - Our favorite pastime. Enough said.
Midwestern City Boy and California Girl having sex

Twenty-two Years - How long we have known each other.
Midwestern City Boy and California Girl twenty-two years ago

Uninhibited - Anyone crazy enough to illustrate a list like this.
California Girl and Midwestern City Boy having sex

Venus USA - Where California Girl gets all of her swimwear.
California Girl in her bikini

Work - California Girl works at home. Midwestern City Boy works in a microscopic 7′x7′ “office” in a cube farm.
California Girl's home office

Xmas 1985 - When we got engaged.
Jewelry gift box

Y2K - Midwestern City Boy worked like an animal in the late 1990s fixing Y2K bugs. How we could afford “H.”
Crash the Y2K Bug

Zero - The number of ex-husbands and ex-wives we have.
Zero