More Things About Us
California Girl always takes time to ensure that her pubic hair is well groomed. Oral sex is better that way. A good close shave makes her naughty bits look delectable.

Stuffed animals were our “family” before we had any kids. The dog is a boy. The raccoon is a girl. The unicorn with the purple hair is a boy and the unicorn with the pink hair is a girl.


We have a rule against wearing pajamas. Once we’re ready for bed, we wear robes whenever we need to leave the bedroom. The robes are from Lands’ End and are very comfortable. I have another one from before I lost weight that is exactly identical except it is larger.

California Girl took up running to keep me company so that I would not be so easily discouraged in my efforts to loose weight. When we first started, she would never run unless I was. Now she runs half-marathons. We have run in the Flying Pig Marathon in Cincinnati three years in a row. This year’s half-marathon medals are larger than the two-person relay medals from previous years.



