Sex Talk Meme (Firsts)
I got “tagged” by Kate. Actually, I didn’t. She was looking for volunteers and I enjoy doing memes. Here is the tag.
Rules to Isabella’s Naughty Meme of Firsts:
1. Please post these at the beginning of your meme.
2. Please include a link to Sex Talk For Men.
3. Please include as many sordid details in your answers as possible – if you haven’t got any, make them up!
4. Tag 3 people.
1. First French kiss?
Fifth or sixth grade; I’m not exactly sure. I remember who; but not when since the class was almost the same in both years.
2. First boyfriend/girlfriend.
I don’t remember when; but I do remember that we though it was great fun to go in the basement and examine each other’s private parts with a flashlight. We must have been young or that would not have been so interesting.
3. First type.
Adventurous, uninhibited, smart, fun-loving hippie chick type girls. This is and always has been the preferred type. Some things have change over the years but not the type of girls that interest me. I wonder if California Girl would describe herself this way?
4. First time you had sex.
It wasn’t California Girl so I am pleading the fifth.
5. First celebrity crush.
N/A. I’ve always only been interested in real life women. Based upon her stolen videos, I think Pamela Anderson would be a fun date, at least if I was a rock musician.
6. First sexual fantasy.
I’ll let you know when I think of one. California Girl and I are both kinda freaky; but that’s because of what we actually do as opposed to what we think about.
7. First person you fell in love with.
California Girl is my one and only.
8. First proper sex toy.
I’m a guy. We don’t usually have sex toys although we may be boytoys for women.
9. First porn video.
Caligula. I rented it (on VHS tape) when I was in college. Back then, rentals were 10 cents/hr with a one dollar minimum. The store didn’t have many new releases; but they had a lot of “classic” adult movies. I remember renting “Debbie Does Dallas” and “The Devil in Miss Jones” among others.
10. First sexy lingerie item/sexy briefs owned.
I’m a guy. We don’t wear lingerie. And I’ve never had the type of physique where I would look good in the pouches you see advertized. California Girl did get me some Valentine’s Day boxers; but they are not particularly skimpy.
11. First time giving oral.
College. With a girl who liked to squirt. Enough said.
12. First time getting oral.
My first college girlfriend. She didn’t like to swallow and would ALWAYS find someplace to spit which lead to some interesting mornings after she spend had visited. Dead soldiers could be anywhere. It was better to locate them as soon as you thought about it before you discovered them by accident.
13. First one night stand.
Kate skipped this one so I am too. No telling how much trouble I could get in. 
14. First dirty book/dirty mag read.
Penthouse. I knew someone who had a secret stash when I was in high school. I’ve followed Penthouse Forum and Penthouse Letters on and off ever since then.
I’m not tagging anyone; but feel free to participate if you want. If you do, please let me know.
No comment on that one? Just like me.
The porn movies I saw were freebies when I bought my toys, but I’d rather buy a porno mag. They’re much easier to hide.
Kate: It did make me wonder what your answer was. I presume like mine, i.e. better left unsaid. Abd you make a good point, I never thought of the storage issues.
Dead soldiers? Hahaha!
Chickie: I’ve called them that for as long as I can remember. They don’t look really good after they’ve sat in an improvised container overnight. The only “good” thing was that I had sex 1-3 times per day in those days (something that I can only do now on weekends) so there wasn’t much volume.