Married In Ohio

We saw this at Ken & Jen’s, Mr. & Mrs. Manic-Depressive’s and Hot Husband and Hot Wife’s blogs and even though we weren’t tagged we decided to play anyway. Here are the rules:

1. Get tagged.
2. List five things that have not been revealed on your blog.
3. Tag five others.

We’re not tagging anybody; but here are our answers.

1. I was an early pioneer of the Internet when the only graphical browser was NCSA Mosaic back in the 90s, but we did not start blogging until 2005.
2. California Girl is very uninhibited when it comes to trying new things and has fun being risqué; but is somewhat shy when it comes to dealing with new people. I’m more outgoing but not quite as receptive to new ideas.
3. When we chat and email with people we’ve met through our blog it’s usually about things other than sex.
4. I was still friends with a long-term girlfriend that I had dated the year before California Girl and I met, so California Girl knew her and they occasionally talked about me.
5. I was probably the person who first suggested to California Girl that she stop wearing bras. She says no probably about that. She still only wears them very infrequently.

Have a great weekend. Fear The Nut!

I just finished reading My Incredible Sex Life by Roberta Wendy Woods and I have to say that I really enjoyed it. The book ties fact and fiction together for a captivating novel about human sexuality from the 60s to the present. It reads more like an illustrated diary than anything else as it chronicles the life of a very sexually adventurous woman through the various stages of her life.

The book really resonates with me since I lived through nearly all of the eras it discusses. I remember the days when, unlike today, teenage girls who got pregnant suddenly disappeared. Many of the happenings described are things that I experienced first or second hand. And, interestingly enough, California Girl and I have used a number of the birth control methods that it mentions.

It is impossible to tell what is fact and what is fiction since the book is so well researched and well written. I do not read as many books as I used to in today’s Internet age; but I am glad that I read this one. I know California Girl and I have some new things to put on the to-do list. The byline of the book is “Because you really do want to know what goes on in your neighbor’s bedroom.” It talks about sex in the bedroom, sex in the living room, sex in the car, sex in the doctor’s office, sex at swing parties, sex at… The list goes on and on. And, with all of the standard combinations of people as well as some that you wouldn’t expect would be so popular.

If you’re curious about sex through the years and its many variations, then this book is well worth reading. It really does reveal what goes on in your neighbor’s bedroom. And the results are fascinating. It was a good read which I heartily recommend.

Important Note: Like many bloggers, California Girl and I get a lot of e-mail offers for freebies that we always decline. But, since Wendy is a long time reader, California Girl and I enthusiastically accepted her gracious offer for a free copy of her book since it was more akin to the interchange often that takes place in the blogosphere among friends. There was no real or implied agreement to blog about it. Or the tacit agreement to say something nice as there would be with many of the offers for free stuff that we receive unsolicited in the mail.

We posted on Monday about how much fun it is to go parking in our new car so we decided today’s HNT post should feature “car sex”. Today’s SUVs are even better than the full size cars we had long ago. I really, really like our new vehicle. I have a feeling California Girl and I will be taking a road trip sometime soon. Can anybody tell what kind of SUV we have? It might be worth a prize. Click on the pictures to display a larger version.

To have some car sex talk to your significant other. To find out what Half Nekkid Thursday is all about, visit Osbasso.

California Girl gave me a great start to an otherwise miserable day. I was up early this morning making phone calls and sending e-mails in response to a minor crisis at work and was just planning on getting dressed and going in to the office when she came downstairs to check on me. We had some time before my alarm was set to go off so we went back upstairs, threw the towels down on top of the unmade bed and had some wonderful serendipitous sex.

We must make quite a sight to a fly on the wall. While I was carefully resetting my alarm clock to the absolute minimum time required to get showered and dressed and drive the kids to school, California Girl was putting away her robe and climbing up onto the towels. Minutes before, I was one the telephone solving problems and she was enjoying her sleep. Then, in a matter of moments, all of that was left behind and it was just us getting away from it all for a while.

I had a “challenging” day at work but the great start made it much more manageable. I know we won’t be able to have mornings like this every day; but I can’t wait for our summer schedule to begin.

California Girl just started her period so its time for “the towels” to make their monthly appearance. While some couples opt to go without and others opt for sex in the shower, we just do the same thing with extra protection for the furniture. In fact, we now have a set of towels for the car. (See our previous post for more details on this.) Anyway, our theme for today is “time for the towels”. We’ve had a similar post before but there is a “special feature” at the end.

California Girl spreading out the towels so we don’t get blood on the bed.

If you look closely you can see California Girls finger digging into my butt.

California Girl getting dressed after some quality time with Midwestern City Boy.

And finally, here’s a close-up of our equipment taken during an intermission of Monday’s car sex session.

Click here if you want to see what period sex looks like.
We weren’t super-messy yet so the picture is not overly graphic but don’t say you haven’t been warned.

We mentioned recently that we got a new vehicle. We generally call anything we drive a car but actually it’s an SUV. A relatively large SUV. It’s great driving the kids around on weekends like this past one when we were soccer mom and dad. And, since the rear seats fold down, it affords plenty of room for “other things”. Plus, all the back windows are tinted which gives us enough “privacy” so that we can focus on what’s happening inside the vehicle.

In a rare occurrence for me I got home early from work today, and since California Girl was still at the grocery store, I took the opportunity to vacuum out the car. Once she got home and we got everything put away, I asked her if she wanted to “go for a ride”. She read between the lines and was a little concerned about getting blood on the car since she had recently started her period but I told her that’s what towels are for, so off we went.

We’ve gone parking before so we drove to our favorite spot hopped into the back, laid down the towels and started getting undressed. We could see out but people couldn’t see in so California Girl sucked my dick for a while then mounted me. She rode me cowgirl style while I was sitting up. Unlike in our other cars there was plenty of room for everything that we wanted to do.

The atmosphere was great. Good music was playing on the radio, it was one of the warmest days of the year, and there were not that many passers by to interrupt us. The only bad part was that I didn’t bring anything (besides the towels) to clean ourselves off with. So we decided to go home and finish things before we made too much of a mess in the car. I have a feeling that we’ll be doing it again sometime soon. Maybe tomorrow if I can talk California Girl into it.

California Girl and I were talking recently about the friend of a friend who wears very expensive hairpieces; in part, because he thinks they make him look more attractive to women. I haven’t had much hair since my college days and never considered it a problem, even when I was twenty-something. I can’t quite understand why a guy would spend so much money to have a full head of hair. Lack of hair never seemed to have any impact on my ability to get dates, or the number of women who have propositioned me over the years. It’s possible I would have had more attention from the opposite sex but I’ve had enough interest so that I’ve never wondered where all the women are.

I keep my hair short on the back and the sides so I don’t look like Crusty the Clown; but I’ve considered doing away with what’s left entirely. The only reason I haven’t is that California Girl likes it the way that it is. But I am curious what women (and guys) think. If you are a woman, do you consider a potential date being bald a show-stopper? Where does the amount of hair rate on your scale of attractive physical attributes? If you are a guy would you get a rug if you lost your hair? What do you think women think of shaved/bald heads?

BTW: you can’t tell in most of the pictures but I do actually have some hair on my head. I cut my hair weekly using the shortest attachment so it’s like 3/32nds of an inch long.

On Thursday, Valerie asked “Have you ever posted the details on your bedcam setup?” in the shoutbox. We’ve talked about our camera from time to time but have not said much about how our setup for taking pictures. Since we purchased it was a year ago this month and we just got a spare remote control for it, her question was quite timely.

We have a Pentax Optio 750Z. A medium sized 7-megapixel point and shoot camera. It was an older design even when we first got it so it’s somewhat bigger than today’s models. We also got a 1GB SD memory card to go with it so we can take a lot of pictures before downloading; something that comes in handy for our photo sessions. It takes videos too, although is needs a lot more light than a typical video camera.

One of the two main reasons that we got that specific model was its ability to take pictures at fixed intervals (interval shooting). We can set the camera to take 2 to 99 pictures with an interval of 10 seconds to 99 minutes between shots. This makes it easy to “set it and forget it” at the beginning of a photo session. The camera also supports an infra-red remote control which was the other main reason that we got it. That makes it easy for both if us to be in the picture at the same time and take a photograph at our leisure rather than having to rush and get set up like we would have too if the camera only had a time delay. So, it’s easy to capture a candid shot so long as we keep the remote nearby.

For many of our photo sessions, we attach the camera to a mini tripod, place it on a chest of drawers near the bed and set it for interval shooting. For the others, we will do the same thing excerpt we will do the same thing except we will use the infra red remote, instead of taking interval shots. A lot of it depends on what we are doing specifically in the picture. We carry the camera around since we use it for other things; but we usually keep the remote and mini-tripod in the bedroom. Except for photo sessions like this past Tuesday when we were satirizing pR0n movies, we don’t play to the camera. We just do what we would do if the camera wasn’t there and hope for good shots.

Sex is funny visually when you think about it. Women usually keep their legs together or crossed except during sex. And oftentimes, sex is quite “vigorous”, even for people who get very little activity otherwise. Our bedcam provides a realistic, “in the room” view. What happens is real, not staged like in poR0n movies. We do it for fun and adventure something that we hope readers appreciate.

Since this week’s Two For Tuesday post was a spoof of pR0n sex, it seemed fitting that today’s HNT post should feature “real sex”. So here is a collage of California Girl and I ignoring the camera and doing what comes naturally. Notice how you can’t see any of our naughty bits and that the action is mostly obscured. We are both coming in one of the pictures. Can you tell which one? And, unlike a pR0n movie, I don’t pull out. It’s not as photogenic; but it’s a lot more fun. In case you are wondering, you can also click on an image in this collage to display a larger version.

To have some pR0n sex or real sex or both talk to your significant other. To find out what Half Nekkid Thursday is all about, visit Osbasso.

After reading a funny post on Dirty Couple in Virginia about sex in pR0n movies we decided to spoof pR0n sex in our next photo session. So, we made a collage highlighting some of the things the actors and actresses do to be more photogenic. We didn’t do all thirty things listed in Ken & Jen’s post, but it was still a lot of fun. We hope that you like our rendition of “pR0n sex”.

We don’t do this for all of our collages; but this one is also a menu. Click on it to display a larger version of the selected image.