Married In Ohio

Today is ask MCB/CG day. We try and do this once a month for any new readers. Everyone is welcome to ask a question. We usually do this the third week of the month but last week was so hectic that I forgot about it. This is the twelfth time that we have done this. The questions have been pretty interesting in the past. I’m note sure how many question that we will receive with the Fourth of July weekend upon us; but that will also give us plenty of time to talk about the answers. Here are the rules for any new visitors. Feel free to ask us anything. We’ll respond in the comments or, if the answer is long, in a separate post. We will answer anything that is asked, usually before our next post. If you don’t read this when its first posted but still have a question, go ahead and ask it. There isn’t a cutoff date. So please leave us a question if you’ve got one.

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You may have noticed that Married In Ohio was offline for about 3-hours earlier today. We had networking issues and the system administrator was unavailable. He spends way to much time outside in the sun. You have our apologies. I’d like to say that it won’t happen again but we really do enjoy the warm summer days. Maybe that’s why Blogger has problems too.

*For those readers who don’t know, I’m the system administrator.

Every so often, California Girl’s jaw cramps up/locks up. (The dentist says it probably comes from grinding her teeth in her sleep at night.) Anyway, the last time it occurred it was a rather inopportune moment. So, I ended up with a rain check for a blowjob which is our theme for this week. I actually used the rain check in the morning before I left for work but we didn’t have the camera handy and you can never have too many blow jobs.

I had a great view which just added to the experience. Usually, California Girl goes down on me while we are on the bed but the view from my perspective is always the same no matter where we are.

To find out more about blow jobs, ask your significant other. To find out what Half Nekkid Thursday is all about, visit Osbasso.

Well, it’s Wednesday once again, but this time I have a good reason. This week, we are posting a video and it took forever to transcode. It’s a two step process to make a movie, even a short one. First, I have to convert it from .MOV to .AVI so that I can edit it. This takes along time. What’s frustrating is that I have to convert the entire movie before I can select the parts I want to work with. Then, I have to save it as a .WMV so it’s small enough to download. This doesn’t take so long; especially since I’m usually only working with 1 – 2 minutes rather than the original 30 – 60 minutes, but, it’s still a conversion. I need a faster computer.

We don’t have a theme this week. We just wanted to have some fun. Anyway, I’m sure you’re anxious to see the video so here it is. We don’t have a lot of bandwidth so please be patient.

As usual, we’re only posting the video in Windows Media format (WMV) to save bandwidth. Leave us a comment if you can’t play it.

I would love to hear ideas on what we could do to speed up the editing process (besides buying a new computer). And, as always, we are interested in your comments.

We have been tagged by Married With Sex and Sexy Duet’s Sex Diary to list any five celebrities we would like to have sex with without consequences, or repercussions. The celebrities do not have to be current; they could be from any point in time.

Midwestern City Boy’s List:

1. Pamela Anderson: From what I have seen of her stolen home videos, she seems like she would be quite adventurous.
2. Courtney Love: Anyone who gets her boobs out in concert (or in McDonald’s) is probably pretty kinky behind closed doors.
3. Paris Hilton: She’s already pretty “overexposed” but I suspect that there may be more we don’t know than some might think.
4. Christina Aguilera: I’d like to explore her erotic body piercings.
5. Jodie Foster: I know that she is a lesbian but maybe I could convince her if California Girl joined in.

California Girl’s List:

1. Vin Diesel: Good looking, high energy, and seems to have a good sense of humor.
2. The Rock (Dwayne Johnson): Ditto.
3. The dude who plays Wolverine in the X-Men movies (I can’t think of his name, and I’m too lazy to google for it, but he’s cute).
4. Captain James T. Kirk, if he were a real person. I like the overgrown cowboy swashbuckler stuff. (Not paunchy old Shatner though.)
5. Jodie Foster: If Midwestern City Boy could convince her, why not?

5 Bloggers Midwestern City Boy Would Have Sex With:

1. Pretty Peanut: Have you seen her HNT photographs lately? She just started exploring the hotwife thing. Read NSN’s blog for the details.
2. Ms SD: She just starting getting into swinging and has had some hot adventures recently. And her HNT photographs are nice too.
3. TwiddlyBits: Lately, she hasn’t been posting as frequently, but a quick read through the archives and you’ll discover what a fun-loving person she is. She has some hot photographs in her gallery too.
4. Renee: Young Suburban Wife is gone but not forgotten. She and Derek had some great adventures on their now defunct blog.
5. California Girl: What could be better than a threesome with two identical copies of your wife?

We had a wonderful Sunday. It had the three Ss which make weekends great. Sun, swimming, and sex. Unfortunately, it was cut short by an unexpected call from work. (Which was even more unexpected since I wasn’t on call). Her are a couple of pictures which summarize our Sunday.

California Girl drying her hair after swimming and showering. Can you guess what comes next?		California Girl putting in her diaphragm before climbing into bed. You knew something like this was coming.

You can see by her tan lines that we haven’t spent nearly enough time in the pool.

Why am I working at 11:00 P.M. on a Sunday night you ask? Because the guy who was supposed to be on call didn’t take home his laptop. And I always bring mine home so… At least my parents were watching the kids so some adult fun with California Girl is still a very recent memory. We were about to go get dinner when they called. Now, all of the restaurants have closed. Up until then, I was having a wonderful Sunday. Maybe I’ll post about it once everything is resolved.

I mentioned in the shoutbox that California Girl and I like to “shoot live ammo”. Guest_5782 said that I should “suck it up and do it”. It’s not the pain of the surgery that I am worried about, it’s the finality of it. Although California Girl and I don’t plan on having any more children, neither of us is prepared to say never. (California girl isn’t having her tubes tied either.) We both really enjoy children and aren’t ready for permanent birth control. I know that vasectomies can be reversed but that is not always successful. So we put up with the diaphragm since it’s the best option for us.

Guest_5198 asked “what implement does CG use to trim?” She uses an electric razor around the edges and a special bikini line trimmer to keep the hair in the middle short and neat. It keeps her girl parts very accessible but there’s not any stubble to deal with. I highly recommend it.

It’s the weekend and it couldn’t come too soon. I’ve been so busy since we got back that I am only just now catching up on everyone’s blog. I still haven’t got around to everyone but I will today or tomorrow at the latest. I also hope to address a few comments made in the shoutbox in a post on the near future.

We’re slowly easing back on the summer schedule. It hasn’t been as easy as we would like since I keep getting invited to 8:30 meetings at work. Don’t they know I’m supposed to be home having sex with California Girl then? I guess not. That would be quite an entry in my Outlook Calendar.

This morning was wonderful. My only regret was that we didn’t have more time. Summer is upon us and we made optimum use of the extra light in the morning. I don’t know why but we really like daytime sex. The only thing better would be daytime sex outside. (I’m not sure where we could go in an urban/suburban area like this but it’s definitely on the to-do list.) I can’t wait until the next time we have the house to ourselves.

We need to spend some major time in the pool. Life has been rushing by much to fast recently. We will be really glad when it finally slows down. The Fourth of July can’t come soon enough for us.

We know that we have had several soccer themes recently but our theme for this week is the World up. The USA is playing a crucial game today against Ghana. Like most people in this part of the world, we will be working at kickoff time but we will have the game on our mind. Soccer may not be the most popular sport in this country but it is very popular in our household.

We wanted to do something more imaginative but will save that for the USA’s next game (if they can win and advance to the second round).

To find out more about the World Cup, go to the official FIFA World Cup site. To find out what Half Nekkid Thursday is all about, visit Osbasso.