Married In Ohio

It’s been a while since we did a meme so I though I would make one up. I know nobody really ever makes up an original meme but we haven’t seen anything like this one before so at least it’s new to us. Here are the rules. This meme is suitable for both men and women. Just answer the questions and add a brief explanation if you feel one is needed.

1. How long has it been since you last had sex? 6 hours.
2. When do you next expect to have sex? Sometime before we go to bed tonight.
3. Uncircumcised or circumcised penis? Circumcised obviously. Just look at any of our NC-17 pictures.
4. Clean shaven, a close trim or “natural”? California Girl prefers a close trim since its less maintenance than keeping it completely bare. I like minimal to nothing; it’s much better for oral sex.
5. Spit or swallow? Swallow. I don’t know why. Maybe because I’m a neat nick.
6. Push up bras or braless? Definitely braless. I like the bounce underneath clothes. And I think watching someone undress with fewer clothes is more sexy. California Girl has never really found any bras that fit well enough to be worth the trouble.
7. More exposed having an audience on the ‘net or in person? In person. Having sex is completely different in person where the audience “helps” and the line between spectators and participants is blurred as opposed to passive observers on the other side of a computer screen.
8. What is the largest number of people that have ever watched you? 50 -75 in person. We were at a swing club and don’t have an exact count of the number of people there. Almost 300,000 people have viewed this blog and presumably seen at least some of our NC-17 photographs.
9. Anal sex/anal play? Absolutely, perhaps or no way? Absolutely. It’s an acquired taste but is fantastic once you get used to it. Most certainly in the category of don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
10. Lights on or lights off? Lights on. I like to see what we’re doing. It’s a turn on to look at each other.
11. Most common day for sex? Saturday. We have sex 99.9% of the time on Saturday morning. Plus Saturday night which is usually early Sunday morning. (Of course Friday night is really Saturday morning too.)
12. Least Common Day for Sex? Thursday. This is the day when the week usually catches up to us.
13. The next item on your sexual to-do list you expect to accomplish? Have sex outside. We’ve done this before but not since last year. The weather has not cooperated. We need a warm night. (Or for all of our neighbors to be out of town.) That’s one of the problems with city living.
14. What is one thing that you will never do sexually? Heavy S&M. It just doesn’t seem fun.
15. Name an interesting fact about yourself? I always brush my teeth before going down on California Girl.
16. What is something that you do or have done that you said you would never do? Many years ago, we saw an advertisement in the back of an adult magazine for an electro-vibrating butt plug. We thought it was kind of a gross concept and couldn’t understand why anyone would ever want one. Now, we consider almost nothing gross or out of bounds
17. Does your SO know about/read your blog? Would your answers be different if you did this meme together? Yes, our blog is a joint blog. And we did do this meme together.

I am not tagging anybody except Whoami929. She says no one ever tags her. Feel free to do this if you want. Please leave a comment here if you decide to.

Here are a few things I wanted to mention:

1. We’ve had the shoutbox for a while and I think that we’re going to keep it. We’ve gotten some raunchy comments in it as well as some very insightful ones. Right now, the good outweighs the bad.

2. We’ve started getting spam comments again, so I may need to tweak the comment page again. I am so tired of spammers. Its can be a pain sometimes to have your own domain but it seems like Blogger makes me glad I do almost every day.

The Girl is (finally) home from the last of her many activities today so we’re off to get our dinner now. Everybody have a great Saturday night.

The Girl used her cell phone over 3000 minutes this past month. Yes, you read that right three thousand minutes. And she sent hundreds of text messages. I knew that teenage girls spent a lot of time on the phone but I don’t remember my sister talking on the phone nearly this much. I know she is doing well in school despite talking so much because she wanted to have a party last Saturday and I made her bring home a note from all of her teachers before as a condition of the having the party. (She ended up not having the party because she waited too late to plan it.) I think she spends way too much time on the telephone, especially with all of her activities, but she seems to be able to get everything done that California Girl and I have asked her to do so I haven’t said anything. I just wonder if she can keep it up. What have been everyone else’s experiences? Does anyone have a daughter (or son) that talks that much?

The Girl is out with her girlfriends. California Girl and I are going out ourselves as soon as she returns. She is turning into quite the socialite. We’re up and out early for a soccer game tomorrow so it won’t be too late of a night for us.

Have a great weekend everyone.

The softball season has started so California Girl and I thought that we would post a picture of ourselves in our softball uniform shirts. We don’t really play while wearing wristwatches or use a wooden bat (but it was the only one handy). We also took some pictures with our gloves tossing the ball around but we liked this one better. Here’s to another successful softball season.

In case you’re wondering, we never have sex in our softball uniforms like we do in some ofthe other outfits we have worn on HNT. When we get back from the game all dusty and sweaty, the shower is usually the first stop.

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After being in the 60s and 70s for the past few days the temperature was dropping throughout the day today. So I was surprised to come home and find California Girl wearing one of her new spring tops. She wanted to wear something spring-like to brighten up an otherwise cold and dreary day. I thought that that was a neat idea so I asked her to leave her top on for awhile.

I think it compliments her well trimmed pubic area. Of course nicely groomed naughty bits go well with anything.

It didn’t get in the way during oral sex. In fact, it was fun to play with her boobs underneath her top.

She’s a naked sex person so the top had disappeared when she got back from getting her diaphragm.

We keep our bedroom warm so we can always have sex on top of the covers. (I’m a naked sex person too.)

And I almost got this up before midnight.

I forgot to mention that I got new glasses last week. When you are as blind as I am, new corrective lenses are a major event. They’re “stylish” as eyewear in my prescription goes; and I can see. I’ve worn glasses for as long as I can remember so I’m very used to them. But, I really wish I could stick my finger in my eye like California Girl. I never really longed for contact lenses until we got a pool. Now I am starting to get tired of always having to do something with my glasses before I get into the pool. BTW, the pool is all clean now and the chemistry is almost within an acceptable range. But now it’s much too cold (in the 30s) to even think about getting into the pool.

Softball season starts soon and I should be tearing the cover off of the ball with my newly improved vision. About the only thing they won’t help with is sex. I can see what I’m doing more than well enough then. I’ve got California Girl’s parts committed to memory anyway. Plus “exploring” is half the fun even if you know where you’re going. And in case you are wondering, our Two For Tuesday photos will be up shortly. Happy Tuesday everyone.

The green gun in the monitor on the kids’ computer has developed a mind of its own. So I’m unexpectedly in the market for a new LCD flat panel. They don’t care what kind I get so long as it “looks sweet”. I hate unexpected expenses. They use the computer so much I need to get the new one before the current one dies completely so I can’t really shop around. Plus all of their software is on their computer and it would be a big PIA to reinstall it so that they could use ours. Computers are great except when they are broken.

Ordinarily, I would get the new equipment for California Girl and myself but our current monitor is too big and heavy to fit on their desk. So they get the new component. I just hope I don’t find out what the liquid in liquid crystal displays (LCDs) looks like. They are old enough to take care of things and usually do but accidents do happen.

They use the computer for almost everything imaginable. The Boy keeps a record of his card collection electronically. And all of his athletic records. For The Girl it’s almost like a telephone. Except for instant messaging* if you can communicate with someone using a computer, she does it. We have always had computers around so it’s just normal to them; but I am still amazed by how much they use technology.

*She is NOT getting IM no matter how much she whines. She lost her IM privileges before she even got them by setting up a “secret” IM account. I track their online activities pretty closely so it was only a secret for a few hours.

We went to The Ohio State University’s football team’s spring game on Saturday. It was just an intra-squad scrimmage but we had a great time. We caravanned to the game and tailgated just like we do in the fall. Of course, since The Girl was there, we kicked a soccer ball around rather than threw a football. Because the kids are always playing sports on Saturdays in September and October, we hadn’t ever gone to a game as family. I had been with The Boy, and been with California Girl. But the kid’s schedules never permitted the four of us to go together.

The weather was perfect; sunny but not too warm and of course, they can’t lose since they’re playing themselves. It wasn’t as crowded as a “real” game in the fall, there were “only” 65,000 people there; but we had all of the fun that accompanies a regular game. By the time their seasons are over, it’s usually too cold to plan an outing; especially since tickets are so expensive. But I’m hoping that there will be one warm, sunny Saturday this November where we can do it again.

Update: The Girl scored a goal at her game today (Sunday). She doesn’t usually play forward so scoring opportunities are rare. Today she scored on the second shot she took. It really was a great play; but now everything she says starts with “Since I scored a goal today…”

I got up early today and still was almost late for work. The kids are on spring break this week so my mornings aren’t nearly so rushed as usual. And since I’ve been getting up a bit later, California Girl has been waking up before I leave. This morning, we both stirred about 35 minutes before the alarm clock was going to ring. I think that we both concluded that there was enough time for a quickie at almost exactly the same moment. Since we both sleep naked, it was really easy for our hands to start roaming all over our bodies. In a few minutes, I was fully “awake” in more ways than one.

Longtime readers will remember that I have the odd habit of brushing my teeth in the morning just before going down on California Girl. (I like to brush my teeth before kissing and it just happens that most of our sessions begin with oral sex.) So I quickly brushed my teeth while California Girl got the covers out of the way. Then I got back into bed and dove between her legs. There’s nothing better than giving head first thing in the morning; except perhaps getting head first thing in the morning. I especially like the way California Girl writhes when she comes. I know she’s really enjoying herself.

Of course, there was the obligatory trip to the bathroom to retrieve the diaphragm. And the non-obligatory but very well appreciated blow job on her return. Then she mounted up and rode me like a beast. Finally, we switched positions and finished with me on top. It was a great way to start the morning. The only bad thing was that we only had a few minutes afterwards before I had to get up and get ready to go to work. Needles to say I had a smile on my face when I arrived.

I may not have been as efficient at work as I usually am but the day definitely went by quickly. Hopefully, today was a preview of our return to the summer schedule. Now that the pool is “open” and the weather is warm it seems like summer is almost here. I can’t wait for June to arrive.

Today is ask MCB/CG day. We try and do this once a month for any new readers. Everyone is welcome to ask a question. (Even if you’re an anti-HNT blogger who likes to make fun of us.) I know that it’s Friday but it seems like a good time for us to be more interactive since BlogSpot is acting up. This is the tenth time that we have done this. The questions have been pretty interesting in the past. Here are the rules for any new visitors. Feel free to ask us anything. We’ll respond in the comments or, if the answer is long, in a separate post. We will answer anything that is asked, usually before our next post. If you don’t read this when its first posted but still have a question, go ahead and ask it. There isn’t a cutoff date. So please leave us a question if you’ve got one.