Wonder of wonders; The Boy decided to spend the night at his grandmother’s with his sister. So California Girl and I have the house all to ourselves tonight for the first time in ages. It was most unexpected but a welcome surprise.
I don’t know what were going to do yet but I’m sure that we’ll think of something. 
California Girl and I haven’t been able to get together as much as we have liked to over the past week or so. The week started out O.K. but I had to be up and out early on Wednesday, I had an early morning meeting on Friday which also required leaving early, and today, the children had some early morning activities so “Saturday Morning” will actually not happen until Saturday afternoon. We’ve only got about three weeks or so on our summer schedule then it’s back to school and waking up much earlier. I think the fact we both know that summer is winding down is making the missed opportunities over the past week seem more significant. It’s not like our parts fall off during the winter; the logistics just get much more difficult.
I’m going to go shave and get ready to give California Girl a “ride” when she returns. And of we’re not to busy jumping each others bones, I’m going to take some photographs. We have taken any in a couple of weeks.
I got this quiz from Sarcastic Kitty and thought that I would answer it. I like quizzes for some strange reason. I’m also planning to do another one of a more adult oriented nature but I though I do this one first since she said I had to do it.
1) CD in your car that you are embarrassed to admit that you have:
Design of a Decade - Janet Jackson. Need I say anything more.
2) Song currently on the radio that you sing to in your car, that you are embarrassed to admit that you know the words to and like:
Don’t Cha - The Pussycat Dolls. I’m not embarrassed; it’s a popular song. I just sing along to it.
3) TV show(s) that you secretly watch that you are embarrassed to admit:
Fear Factor. Its amazing what people will do for a chance at some money. I’d need guaranteed money to do some of the things that they do.
4) TV or Movie Star that you would sleep with but are too embarrassed to admit that you would, because he/she is not your “;normal” type:
Pamela Anderson. BIG fake boobs but, from the videos I have seen of her, she’ll do just about anything.
5) Musician that you would sleep with but are too embarrassed to admit that you would, because he/she is not your “normal” type:
Pink. Too young for my tastes but I bet she’s a wild one.
6) Secret single behavior that you do at home when alone but are too embarrassed to admit:
I look at the profile of my spare tire in the mirror and try to determine if it’s getting any smaller.
7) Admit HONESTLY what REALLY attracts you to the opposite sex at first site:
Boobs. But they have to be natural and the right configuration. (Braless. With just the right amount of bounce.)
Even though you are not gay, admit HONESTLY someone of the same sex who you would have sex with if you were gay:
No one of the same sex does anything fore me.
9) Name an Olympic sport that you are embarrassed to admit that you like watching:
Women’s soccer. I’m not embarrassed; its just one of the few sports that I like. I don’t watch anything that has to be scored by judges.
10) Have you ever masturbated in a public place?
No.
11) Have you ever had a job that no one knew about? If yes, what was it?
No.
12) If you could be invisible for one day, who would you spy on?
I’d spy on everyone. I especially focus on the people whom I suspect are wild but seem so unadventurous when you talk to them.
13) Be honest… Have you ever had phone sex?
No. I’m just miserable when I travel by myself (which has bee a lot at times). When I’ve been near by, I’ve always opted for the real thing.
14) Be honest… Have you ever hooked up with a friend of your gf/bf while you were dating?
No. A previous girlfriend hooked up with a (former) friend of mine. I found out about it and really, really didn’t like it. So I vowed never to do it to anyone myself.
15) Have you ever hooked up with someone that you would never tell your friends?
Yes. (Note that I’m not providing any details.)
The girl has recently started wearing those colored wrist bands that are so popular with all of the girls these days. I started to forbid her from wearing them but decided against it for two reasons. 1) It never works; I can’t search through her and her girlfriends stuff every morning; and 2) I want to keep track of the colors that she’s wearing.
There seem to be two scales. One for the older girls and one for the younger ones. Judging by the colors that she’s wearing, she must be following the “Jr.” scale since she can’t possibly be following the other one. So, presuming my theory is accurate, I’m not overly concerned.
I don’t have much hair left. I’m just hoping there won’t be too many concerns like this over the next few years of parenthood.
Midwestern City Boy has been doing a lot of running in the summer heat recently, and soon after we woke up this morning, he mentioned that he had some chafing on his dick and asked me to look at it. There didn’t seem to be anything too bad, just a few tiny spots, so I thought maybe he wanted some attention of another sort for his dick.
We like morning sex during the lazy days of summer, as we’ve mentioned before. I went and got my diaphragm but, after we got down to business, I started wondering if maybe the chafing really was bothering him and he just didn’t want to interrupt the moment by saying so. Long ago, he once had an unfortunate accident with a zipper (which he wrote about previously in this blog) and had sex with his then-girlfriend anyway, even though it was painful, because that’s what tough guys do.
So I asked him if his dick was okay. He said it was fine. Well, of course, he would say that anyway, so really all I could do was take a guess from the observable details. He was thrusting vigorously enough, seemed to be having a good time as usual, and I didn’t see any pained looks. If there was any problem, he was doing a very good job of not letting it show.
Just to try to reassure myself, after we finished, I asked him again if his dick was feeling all right. He said yes. That doesn’t necessarily mean that it was true, but if he had any discomfort from our morning encounter, one thing I can be sure of is that I’m never going to know about it.
I know that I should not have but I went running outside for my early afternoon workout. It was HOT. But, in a way, I “enjoy” the heat. Not that I like running when its 92-degrees with a “feels like” of 105-degrees. But it could be freezing cold. There will be days this winter when its 22-degrres with a wind chill of 12-degrees so I make it a point to enjoy the summer even if it’s too hot.
When I got home, it was 97-degrees with a feels like of 107-degrees. Perfect weather for getting into the pool. There’s nothing like frolicking in water when it’s too hot to move if you’re not submerged. We stayed in the pool until the sun had settled into the western sky. Afterwards we cooked hamburgers and had a nice late dinner. I thought about grilling but it was too hot to be near fire even after the sun had gone down. Still we have a great evening.
Most people can’t wait until the heat wave that we have been having is over. For us these days are part of what makes a great summer; spending lazy evenings in the pool leaving our worries behind. School starts soon and the summer will be over. Until then, I’m going to enjoy every moment even if it is almost 100-degrees.
I had just gotten back into bead after shaving and brushing my teeth and snuggled up against California Girl when she said this to me. Did she mean?
If you guessed “C”, you are correct. I’ve posted in the past about how we ha a special way of communicating with each other. We don’t always directly say what we mean but we know what we mean.
So I pulled back the covers, exposing her naughty parts and dove between her legs. We’re still on the morning schedule (although we’ve been on the evening schedule quite a bit too recently ;-)) so sunlight was coming through the blinds. I was wide awake and had plenty of energy for the task. I licked and sucked like she was my breakfast. California Girl just lay back and enjoyed herself. I would glance up at her from time to time. She was really into it. I was struck by the contrast of her two un-tanned areas. Where she wore her top, the change was very gradual. Where she wore her bottoms, the change was very abrupt. Of course I was concentrating on the un-tanned parts. Her tan lines looked very tempting.
There weren’t a lot of dead soldiers to avoid so I was able to lick her to a very satisfying orgasm. Afterwards, she pulled my head up to her. She does that all the time but I still love it when she does it. The folds of her naughty bits were slightly open and she looked very inviting. I just wanted to stick my dick in her right then. But there is always the diaphragm. It had only been in its box for about half an hour when she went to retrieve it.
It was already well past the time when I should be getting up when she returned and started sucking my dick. I’ wasn’t thinking much about needing to get up earlier, now the thought completely left my mind. Once we were back in the mood, she hopped on and rode me cowgirl style. She was wide awake and rode me energetically, drawing my dick deep inside her. I could feel the end of her hole with my dick and it was good. I enjoyed the feeling of her body both inside and out; joined together on so many different levels. After she came, we switched positions. We finished in the missionary position with our heads smashed up into the pillows. Driven there by the liveliness of our thrusts.
We cuddled for a bit until my “get up NOW” alarm beeped and it was time for me to go to work. I always like the dawn of a new day after I’ve slept. And I like it even better if it starts out pleasantly like today.
TwiddlyBits’ Sex Blog is back online! Their webhost was down for several days, but now they’re back at a new host! It may not work yet for you due to DNS propagation issues but should be back up from everywhere very soon. It works for me.
Married in Ohio also had problems from about 9:30 P.M. to 10:00 P.M. EST. MySQL was POed but a crack systems administrator (pats self on back) whipped it into shape. Note to self: This is the second time that this has happened. Report bug to MySQL AB. [Never mind. They already know. They just haven't fixed it yet.]
ISP problems must be contagious. Our ISP had “intermitent” network problems around 9:00 A.M. EST this morning. Of course when I called they had no idea how long it was going to be. I know that whoever answers the telephone probably doesn’t know the details but just once, I would like to get an estimate of how long the problem is expected to last. For us, internet connectivity is an essential utility. Losing internet access is almost as debilitating as losing power. California Girl Works from home so those hours will have to be made up somewhere. If we get in the pool today, which we probably will since it’s a great day for it; there will be work waiting for her when we get out.
When the power goes out, we do like everyone else had have sex. Maybe we should start a new trend. The next time that we have a network outage, I’m going home (if I’m in the office) to work on our “physical private network”.
The boy did not go to his grandmother’s with his sister since he wanted to stay up late and play games on his game console so it was very late by the time he went to bed. It was just after 2:00 A.M. when we decided things were quiet enough. We had turned off our back lights earlier in the evening and peered out of the bedroom window to assess the darkness. There was a full moon a few days ago so it was pretty bright but all of the neighbors’ houses seemed to be still. This was an important consideration since our swimming pool is not very secluded. Open might be a better way to describe it. Although our backyard is relatively flat; we live on a slight hill. So the backyards of all the adjoining houses which are farther up the hill are higher than ours. So there was no point in putting up a privacy fence when we put in the pool since the neighbors would easily be able to see into our backyard anyway. We do have the obligatory security fence required for a swimming pool but it’s made of metal with several inches between the uprights. It looks very elegant but there’s not even the illusion of privacy.
California Girl put her diaphragm and put on her bikini. We still weren’t 100% sure that the diaphragm was effective under water but my research turned up a couple of websites that indicated it probably was. Just to be sure, California Girl put a extra large dollop of spermicidal jelly in it.
I turned off the alarm and donned my trunks. It would certainly ruin our plans if we opened the back door set off the alarm before we even got started. We silently crept downstairs so as not to disturb The Boy. We turned off all of the lights in the back rooms of our house and very quietly opened the back door. We left the blinds drawn so that nothing would look unusual. I checked the chlorine level just to be safe. 2PPM. Right in the middle of the acceptable range.
California Girl waited by the pool as I turned on the heat. It wouldn’t be running long enough to change the temperature but the water coming out of the jets by the bench would be warm. It was a warm night, everything was perfect except for the boy being in the house asleep and more moonlight that we would have preferred. We felt like a couple of kids going skinny dipping in the neighbors pool after a graduation party except it was our pool and we had our swim suits on.
We dropped our towels by the steps and got in. The water was warm so there wasn’t the shock of getting into cold water. The second step of our pool continues on to form a short bench in the shallow area of our pool. We sat on that, looked around, and contemplated our next steps. We decided that doggy style wasn’t going to work since we wanted to face in opposite directions. I was to watch the house of any signs of the boy stirring and California Girl would keep an eye out for the neighbors. We fondled each other as we made our plans. California Girl told me to lose the swim trunks even before we had everything figured out. It was weird sitting which is something we do often, without any bottoms on, which is not something we have done before. We discussed the various options as we sat on the bench and played with each other.
We decided that California Girl would sit on the edge of the bench and I would stand facing her. We weren’t sure about the alignment but that seemed like it would work the best. KY jelly is almost impossible to put on in warm water but I applied some as best I could. With all of the water, it was hard to tell how wet California Girl was so I went slow. I think the KY must have helped because I had no problem getting inside her. The sensation was different than if we had been in the same position in air. I was both aware of and not aware of the water surrounding my dick. I couldn’t get maximum extension because of the angle but I started thrusting along the range of motion that I had. Water is an anti-lubricant so it was harder to thrust than normal.
I was in a bit of an awkward position but because of buoyancy provided by the water I didn’t have any problems maintaining it. I continued thrusting at a medium pace, using the edge of the pool deck for extra leverage. The sensation was very engrossing; I pretty much forgot that I was supposed to be on the lookout. California Girl was having a good time too. I don’t think that she was much on the lookout either. California Girl came quickly, squeezing us into a position that would not have been possible on dry land as she came. I stared thrusting again, once her orgasm subsided.
The entire surface of the pool was moving to the rhythm of our thrusts. Periodically, the water made some unusual noises when it slapped the skimmer just right. I changed position slightly to a more up and down motion. This caused somewhat more splashing especially around the steps. It was a good thing that the neighbors were asleep otherwise I’m sure that they would have looked out to investigate the commotion. California Girl still had the bikini top on but we were obviously indecent below the waist. Sometimes, California Girl would let her legs float in the water. Sometimes she would wrap them tightly around me. The buoyancy of the water provided many options which are impossible or uncomfortable out of the pool.
California Girl here: Although hanky-panky under the open sky was exciting/scary, what I found most different about this experience wasn’t the outdoor “indecency” but the sensation of floating. The angles and positions seemed very different from similar positions out of water. Often there was either more or less pressure than I might have expected. It was very intimate because we were both discovering the various possible positions together. And yes, it definitely was hard to remember to stay on the lookout for neighbors!
Midwestern City Boy back: We disengaged for a bit to sit on the bench and catch our breath. California Girl fondled my dick while I fingered her. It was good being outside looking up at the night sky. The moon was behind a few light clouds but many stars were still visible. It was very peaceful, very tranquil. The only noise was from the slapping of the water against the side of the pool and from traffic off in the distance. By now, I had untied California Girl’s top and her strings were floating in the water. She tried to sit on my lap facing away from me but that didn’t work very well. She turned around and faced me which worked much better.
Water is not a good lubricant but she had no problem sitting down in my dick. We had been outside for about 40-minutes or so and were both more confident that we weren’t going to be detected. California Girl moved easily up and down on my dick. She seemed almost weightless. Our thrusts were easy almost effortless. The motions were the same as we use out of water but the results were superior. We weren’t going as fast but our strokes had more feeling to them. Sex in water is less exerting so we relaxed and enjoyed ourselves. We enjoyed the water. We enjoyed the night air. We enjoyed the stillness. And most of all we enjoyed each other. California Girl came several times but I never did. I was very close a number of times but couldn’t quite make it. I was just a bit too uptight about the diaphragms working underwater thing. But I was satisfied and happy. I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
It was after 3:00 A.M. when we retrieved our clothing and got out of the pool. We didn’t try to be as surreptitious once we dressed. It was weird drying off like we had just gone for a moonlight swim. We turned off the heater, looked around one final time and went inside. We took a quick shower to wash off the chlorine and went to bed. It was a late but very pleasant night.
Will we do it again? I think so. Especially now that we have some things figured out. A little less moonlight would be nice. And I definitely want a definitive answer on the diaphragm thing. But we both had a great time. And we’ve found another use for the pool which is already our favorite toy.
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