Too Much Sex…
…At least for California Girl’s diaphragm. It’s taking a long relaxing soak in a basin of hot soapy water. California Girl noticed when she took it out this morning that it could use a break and some TLC. How did it get that way? It had a very demanding weekend.
- Friday 9:00 A.M. Midwestern City Boy returns from taking the kids to school. He is wide awake and soon so is California Girl. The diaphragm is deployed for the first time in the weekend.
- Friday 4:00 P.M. Midwestern City Boy and California Girl lose the computer game they are playing and decide to do something that they are good at.
- Friday 11:30 P.M. Midwestern City Boy and California Girl go to bed early, but not for sleep. California Girl removes, washes, and reinserts her diaphragm.
- Saturday 9:00 A.M. Midwestern City Boy and California Girl wake up early with no activities scheduled for the kids due to the holiday. Their tradition of Saturday morning sex continues. California Girl removes, washes, and reinserts her diaphragm.
Saturday 4:00 P.M. The diaphragm finally gets a break. California Girl removes, washes and puts it away. - Saturday 9:00 P.M. California Girl inserts her diaphragm as a prelude to the evening’s planned activities.
Saturday 10:30 P.M. Midwestern City Boy and California Girl are live and in color on the small screen. - Sunday 1:00 A.M. [Still Saturday Night to us.] Midwestern City Boy and California Girl relive their experience in Room #1 for their own private enjoyment. California Girl adds a squirt of spermicide while the diaphragm is still in place.
- Sunday 8:00 A.M. The diaphragm gets another break. California Girl removes, washes and puts it away.
Sunday 9:00 A.M. Midwestern City Boy and California Girl let the diaphragm have a rest. Mr. Pink is deployed instead with Midwestern City Boy enjoying a different perspective. - Sunday 11:30 P.M. Once again, Midwestern City Boy and California Girl lose the computer game they are playing. They go to bed early for some non-computer related entertainment. The diaphragm is re-deployed.
- Monday 9:00 A.M. Midwestern City Boy and California Girl wake up early with nothing to do. They decide to exercise together for a while before Midwestern City Boy goes to work out. California Girl removes, washes, and reinserts her diaphragm.
Monday 4:00 P.M. The diaphragm gets a break. California Girl removes, washes and puts it away. - Monday 11:30 P.M. Midwestern City Boy and California Girl are sad to see their weekend come to a close. They have one final encounter before setting alarms and getting ready for the work week. The diaphragm is deployed one final time.
Tuesday 7:00 P.M. California Girl removes and inspects her diaphragm and decides it needs a long hot bath.
It’s a good thing the kids don’t come into the master bathroom (except once a week to empty the trash) or there would be a very interesting conversation.
We don’t know what the difference was this weekend vs. other long weekends but the diaphragm needs a vacation for awhile. Midwestern City Boy and California Girl are fine and are looking forward toward their holiday/vacation.
Comments
Comment from Behind Closed Doors
Time June 1, 2005 at 10:25 am
You guys should write the people who make the D and telll them your story.. Hell you all might get to become testers.. make money while making whooppeee .. sounds like you all had a bunch of fun this weekend. We did to.. not as much sex, but riding motorcycles and having sex makes a great weekend.
HIM
Comment from TwiddlyBits
Time June 1, 2005 at 12:57 pm
I want to hear more about Mr. Pink!
Also, have you considered perhaps getting another diaphragm for times such as this?
Comment from Midwestern City Boy
Time June 2, 2005 at 12:55 am
Rosie: It just smelled kind of bad. Actually it smelled awful. California girl washes it with soap and water every time she takes it out but because of timing of our encounters and the six hour requirement, ended up wearing it more than usual. It’s all better now. California Girl has had this one for a while. It may be about time to get a replacement.
HIM: If I had my choice, I’d go back to the IUD. We used one for many years without incident. There’s no mess, no smell, and no strange taste. The only thing you problem was the nylon filament used for removal that hung off it poked little indentations in the tip of my dick. Sometimes a LOT of indentations depending on what the orientation was.
We had a great four-day weekend. Monday evening was a downer because it was coming to a close but otherwise the weekend was perfect.
I’m glad that you two had fun on the bike an otherwise. I can operate a motorcycle (or at least I used to be able too). I’d like to get medium sized bike one of these days, especially since California Girl has never been on one. Of course I also want a roadster, but both are far down on the list of things to buy.
TwiddlyBits: California Girl was going to post about Mr. Pink but couldn’t quite create the tone she was looking for. So she asked me to post about it. I think that we’ll collaborate on a post tomorrow.
Having a spare is a good idea. We just didn’t think of it. I think that we just threw away the last one when it stared getting droopy. We should probably have a backup method anyway. Condoms always rip out my pubic hair but might work better if I shaved it before hand.
Kelly: Thanks for the compliment. We probably plan consider sex too much in our thought processes. On Monday, for example, I got up and shaved so my face would not be too scratchy when I was going down on California Girl. And even if one of us has to get up on weekends, we always go back to bed. Some days, we just rip off each others clothes on the spur of the moment, but other times there is more planning to make sure that we have time together and that the children aren’t left stranded somewhere.
Comment from Rosie
Time June 1, 2005 at 9:32 am
The poor little apparatus isn’t bent or warped is it? No. Just needing some care and rest – for what a day, maybe two? Okay, we can live with that.