Married In Ohio

…At least for California Girl’s diaphragm. It’s taking a long relaxing soak in a basin of hot soapy water. California Girl noticed when she took it out this morning that it could use a break and some TLC. How did it get that way? It had a very demanding weekend. Friday 9:00 A.M. Midwestern City [...]

California Girl doesn’t like to blow her own horn so I’ll blow it for her. We went shopping this weekend and she discovered that she was a size 5. I had been telling her that her old size 8s and size 9s were getting kind of loose on her and that she should at least [...]

California Girl and I did one of the items from The To-Do List this past Saturday. We went to a swing club! No, we didn’t swap. As I had posted previously, our objective was to see and be seen. We discussed it on Saturday morning and again when we got back from shopping and decided [...]

I had commented on Chickie’s “5 Hours of Sleep!” Post that: These guys are really, really SQUARE. How square? I guarantee that California Girl and I will have more sex this weekend than the 5 other people in my row of the cube farm combined. Their plans for this weekend are quite a bit different [...]

I’ve wanted to post this song for the past few Fridays but never got around to it. Since I was on vacation today, I had time to re-encode it as a WMA. A local radio station used to play it at 5:00 P.M. every Friday back when it was fresh in 1987. Update: A password [...]

I want to apologize to everyone for this site being unavailable from 9:30 A.M. until noon today because of yet another power failure in the neighborhood. The same dumb asses that couldn’t get it right the last time when they connected a new section in the sub-division where I live were back again. SSDD. Since [...]

Five things I have learned from my blogging friends or what lessons they have taught me: 1. That it is possible to have concern for people that you have never met face to face. 2. There aren’t any red states or blue states. Every state is really a shade of purple. 3. The rewards of [...]

2 Number of years we dated before we got engaged. 3 Number of years we were engaged before we got married. 17 Number of years that we have been married. 22 Number of years that we have known each other. 4 Number of years that we lived together. 5 Number of years that each of [...]

After 21 straight weeks of working, I am finally taking the day off on Friday. I still have to get up and take the children to school but afterwards I am going to go home and get back into bed with California Girl. She is taking the day off as well so we’ll have the [...]

I asked in my Five Questions for Wednesday post “What’s the most outrageous display [of a dick] you’ve done or seen?” I provided the answers to the rest of the questions for California Girl and me as a comment but this anecdote seemed long so I decided to write a post instead. Years ago, when [...]