100 Things About Us

  1. California Girl is the best friend that I have ever had in my life.
  2. This is the first and only marriage for both of us.
  3. We are both in our very early forties.
  4. We have two kids, a son age 14, and a daughter age 12.
  5. I was born in Ohio. California Girl was born in Los Angeles, California.
  6. She has now been in Ohio longer than she was in California.
  7. We both love sex.
  8. California Girl’s boobs have been five different sizes over the years. 34B when we met. 34B/C when she was pregnant with our son, 34C when she was nursing, then back to 34B. When the girl came along, they went 34B-34B/C-34C-34A. I use to tease her that she should get pregnant again just to see whether her boobs end up 34B or 34AA.
  9. Now that she has been running and working out her boobs are probably 36A but its hard to know for sure since she doesn’t wear bras.
  10. My dick is slightly longer and much thicker than average which I think is hilarious. It has never changed sizes
  11. I once got my dick caught in my zipper. It hurt like hell and left a very distinctive scar that took MANY years to fade.
  12. We don’t have any tattoos or body piercings although we might get them sometime in the future.
  13. I have been in the same room while other people were having sex.
  14. I have had sex while other people were in the room.
  15. I have had sex in the same room as other people who were having sex.
  16. I am not a swinger; I just seem to end up in unusual situations.
  17. I have weighed as much as 260 pounds and as little as 160 pounds which is what I weigh today.
  18. California Girl has never had any weight issues.
  19. I work out (jog and lift weights) to try and stay fit.
  20. California Girl runs too. She started running at the same time I did, principally just to keep me motivated.
  21. I have completed a marathon (26.2 miles).
  22. We have better sex now that I am in better shape.
  23. We both run in a half-marathon in May. Even though it is not recommended for peak race performance, we have sex the evening before the race since it’s a night out of town without the kids.
  24. We had sex in the car one day when we realized we had never had sex in the car.
  25. California Girl doesn’t get irritable during her period so I make jokes about it.
  26. We still have sex during her period which can sometimes get messy.
  27. We have a large digital photo album of us having sex or doing other naughty things.
  28. We also have some old Polaroids with similar themes which look absolutely primitive compared to the digital images.
  29. Despite what people think, I am actually a shy person.
  30. It was California Girl who propositioned me when we were first dating.
  31. California Girl is always ready for anything. The only limit is our imagination.
  32. If we could afford it, we’d like to take a vacation in Australia or New Zealand.
  33. When California Girl used an IUD for birth control, the nylon wire on the end would sometimes poke me. On occasion, I ended up with dozens of small indentations on my dick.
  34. I am the middle child. I have an older brother and a younger sister.
  35. California Girl is the oldest child. She has a younger sister, a much younger half-sister, and a much younger half-brother.
  36. My parents are still married.
  37. California Girl’s parents broke up when she was seven. Her dad remarried twice. Her mom remarried once.
  38. I have voted in every single election in every place I ever lived since I turned 18.
  39. I have been an “alpha male” for as long as I can remember but California Girl is the dominant person in our relationship.
  40. California Girl is the best mom you ever saw. She is extremely patient and understanding.
  41. I drive like a bat out of hell when I am in a hurry which is pretty much most of the time.
  42. We still have the stuffed animals that we exchanged when we first started dating.
  43. Despite the fact that I have spent my entire adult life working on computers, I am a terrible typist. I type fast, just not particularly accurately.
  44. Our favorite computer game is Age of Mythology - The Titans Expansion.
  45. I think that a broadband Internet connection is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Do people in the twenty-first century still use dial-up modems?
  46. We have four computers in our household. One was provided by the company for which California Girl works. I built the other three.
  47. Of the three computers I built, one is for the grownups, one is for the children and one is our web server which hosts several web sites including the one you are currently viewing.
  48. California Girl writes short fiction stories. Some of which are stranger than anything you will ever read in this blog.
  49. I always wear my wedding ring, even when I am working on mechanical or electrical things and it would be safer if I didn’t.
  50. I don’t believe in keeping secrets from California Girl. Sometimes that is a good thing and sometimes it’s not.
  51. We always wear coordinated costumes for Halloween. Last year, we went as a pimp and his ho.
  52. I attend most of the “themed” holiday parties, usually in costume. At Mardi Gras, I’m the guy with all of the good beads. At St. Patrick’s Day, I’m the guy with the black bucket and a green hat with a buckle.
  53. We have his and hers wrist watches. We are currently on our second set.
  54. We have been married for longer than anyone our age that we know.
  55. I’m known for saying “I’ve got one wife and plan to keep her.” I’m also known for saying “It’s hard to stay married. You have to work at it.” It’s kind of a cliché, but it is something that I truly do.
  56. My parents would be shocked if they knew of many of the things posted in this blog. They would be absolutely mortified if they knew it was posted on the web.
  57. It took years before my mom stopped trying to convince California Girl to wear a bra.
  58. We have two telephone lines. Only a small group of people know the “private” number. We used the “public” number for our computer until we got broadband. We normally ignore it when it rings since it’s usually someone from work or someone else who we don’t want to talk to.
  59. Despite all of the other gadgets we have, we are probably the last family on the planet without a camcorder.
  60. When we get a camcorder, one of the first things we are going to do is make a private porno movie.
  61. If I had the looks, I think that I would make a good porno actor.
  62. I think soft core porn is better than hard core porn. They use too many unnatural positions just to give the camera a good view.
  63. California Girl and I both still have all of the plumbing connected. It’s not that we want any more kids; we’re just not ready for the finality of a tubal ligation or a vasectomy.
  64. California Girl has used the pill, the sponge, an IUD, most recently a diaphragm for birth control.
  65. I preferred the IUD since it was the most low maintenance device.
  66. All of the devices worked as planned. There were no accidents.
  67. I don’t like the taste of Gynol II Contraceptive Jelly but I seem to ingest it on a regular basis.
  68. We always have plenty of Gynol II around. We never want to be in the position where we are tempted to live dangerously.
  69. I hate condoms. My pubic hair always seems to get stuck in them and you always have to dispose of them.
  70. I think that it will be bittersweet when we don’t need to use birth control anymore.
  71. California Girl swallows after oral sex.
  72. Our favorite television program is “Star Trek: Enterprise”. We also like to watch TLC’s “What Not to Wear” but we wonder where they find those people.
  73. We do a lot of things together even when it would be more efficient to split up.
  74. We’d like to think of ourselves as a “modern couple” but California Girl still cooks and does the laundry and I still squash bugs, work on cars, and cut the grass/shovel snow.
  75. California Girl spends more time on the computer and on the Internet than I do.
  76. We consider cell phones and cable as essential utilities just like water, gas and electricity.
  77. The Fourth of July is my favorite holiday.
  78. We lived together for several years before we got married.
  79. We have always mixed our finances. Both pay checks go into a single account.
  80. I like athletic women. California Girl does not consider herself athletic but she is.
  81. I have been propositioned by many women over the years. My wedding band did not dissuade them in the least.
  82. I always declined.
  83. I am both pleased and jealous when I catch other men checking California Girl out.
  84. At one time, California Girl’s hair was all the way down her back.
  85. We slept in a single bed for almost three years when we first started dating.
  86. I was called jailbait by one of my previous girlfriends due to the difference in our age and the fact that I was technically still a minor.
  87. I don’t like fake boobs. They look great but don’t feel the same.
  88. California Girl trims her pubic hair on the side and keeps the middle very short.
  89. Last summer, she shaved it completely off. It was fantastic for oral sex but she got some ingrown hairs.
  90. California Girl has always been willing to pose for photographs. I have never understood the concept of men taking “voyeur” type photographs while their wife or girlfriend was unaware.
  91. I wear glasses. I would get contact lenses like California Girl if I could stick my finger in my eye.
  92. I always wanted to be six feet tall.
  93. When I was in college, I dated a girl who was six feet tall and could wear many of my clothes, some of which I never got back.
  94. California Girl is the only women in a serious relationship I know that does not “mark her territory”.
  95. I have called in sick just so I could stay at home and have sex with California Girl.
  96. We have an in ground swimming pool but have never had sex in it.
  97. I plan to change that fact on the first moonless, warm night this coming summer.
  98. We had NO window coverings the first three months we lived in our current home but still regularly had sex during the day.
  99. If I get a good night’s sleep, I have almost total recall of anything that happens that day. I am usually to busy to get to bed early enough to make this happen.
  100. I think California Girl is the finest woman that I have ever known.